Cleaning out the pantry/fridge/cookie jar/huh?

[Angryhydralisk]

I've done this twice.

The first time was at my dad's place last year. Found a whole lotta canned foods and a jello mix pack that had been expired for over 10 years.

My aunt's is even worse, because judging by the labels, the stuff might have been there since the early 70s. Anyways, with that, I found a lot of old, stinky spices and a lot of expired mayonnaise. But I have four big jars of relish and a lot of salt to spare. Anyone need any?

I've never found anything that vile in my fridges, though. But one time a can of biscuits exploded in the fridge (Sounded like a shotgun blast) and when I went to look, I flipped out, saying "It's ALIIIIIIIIIVE! RUN!!!"