the end of western society

[mburbank]

Well, I'm relieved you're back to talking about Rape again. I was cncerned you might have lost your erection.

Likewise I hope you enjoyed your fantasy of my wife, children and eventually me being murdered by Nazis. Your right, that is logical outgrowth of question America's cultural superiority, and it's a wake up call to see it in that light. Rest assured that you managed to illustrate this point and show the world what I was truly thinking without, you know, kind of making yourself look like a sick, degenrate bastard who desperately needs an introductory high school freshman English course. You don't need to worry, it was a very classy, tour deforce handling of a difficult subject, but I think you showed the same disarming humor Mel Brooks showed when he wrote The Producers. Well done, sir.

Thankfully, you have a keen grasp of humor. It's clear you were being ironic with your whole, brilliant ESL screed and were only pretending to miss my rather simple joke, the implication that English must be your second language.

"you do work in a worthless museum doing a job that doesn't benefit the world,"

I'm sure most folks would certainly agree that your pivotal job in a private school in St. Louis, whatever it might actually be, is far more significant than working in the Exhibits Department of The Boston Museum of Science. The only thing Museums are really good for is looting. They don't do much else, which is why generally they are faddy, flash in the pan institutions.

In closing, there's really only one word of advice I can offer to a man who's demonstrated his mntal metal so thoroughly.

Velcro.

You'll never be late to work again once you ditch those insidous 'lace up' shoes.