if a girl texts me back instantly

[Terra]

If she text messages YOU she is not good in bed. She is homeless and stole some fat yuppies' phone. She needs a place to crash. Hopefully you can drug your parents long enough to let her in, have her tie you up, flog you within an inch of your life, color the tip of your who who black and shove a lit candle up your ass.

She will forget to rob you, enjoying the sight of you bundled, blackheaded and romantically lit for the hobo waiting at the door.

If she send you pics, by law she is barren. You have a better chance of impregnating the hobo, who is about to sodomize you.

I hope this helps!