Uhh... hello...

[The_Rorschach]

"Let this be a lesson to all noobs, don't make your first post a Hello."

First of all Retro, you are to I-Mockery what Quasimodo was to Notre Dame. . .An embarassment to be hidden from the sight of men. Return to your box, pronto.

Second, DarkNirvana, realize Unseen, Kat and Matt Harty are Newbies themselves and so far their only talent is turning potentially good threads into unfunny shitstorms. I'd say welcome to the board, but if you're anything like the the newbs you've already met, we've already got our quota of simpering slope-browed simians.