Forget the Muslims, I'd like to kill a few of these ignorant douchehounds me-self.
The Iraqis already killed Jesus when he went to go save Santa.
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René Descartes walks into his favorite bar. The bar tender asks "Would you like your usual drink, Monsieur Descartes?" Descartes replies, "I think not." POOF! He vanishes in a cloud of logic.