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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 02:45 PM        So, I work with a murderer.
I work at a staples, and this guy named Jeff is responsible for a hit and run death by my house in front of a school but he never owned up to it. Turns out I'm a good friend of his cousins. So yesterday I find out that the Jeff I work with is the same Jeff that killed that girl.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 02:49 PM       
This looks like the beginings of a sucky ethics problem, but we need more info. Your friend is Jeff's cousin, and Jeff is the driver in the hit and run, yes? What do you mean he never owned up to it? Like, nobody knows at all? Or the police know, but there isn't a case?

'Cause if nobody knows, I think you ought to tell the cops what you heard, even if it costs you your friend. Or you friend should tell. We're talking about a dead kid here.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 02:52 PM       
hey kid

yeah you

come here





wanna see a dead body?
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 03:00 PM       
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Jeff was the driver, and he got out of any serious time, with some bullshit fine and like 8 months in jail. Everyone knew he did it.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 03:58 PM       
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hey kid

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wanna see a dead body?

very clever. and quite original.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 04:13 PM       
You sh ould wait till he gets out of work then run him over lol that'd be hilarious and after you do it scream out something about just desserts and Dairy Queen chocolate dipped icecream.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 04:26 PM       
That would lead into a chain reaction of people running over people.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 04:41 PM       
does he accept paypal
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 04:54 PM       
Yes I assume he does. I wish I could find a pic of him because he looks like a greasy toothless Keanu Reeves
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 06:51 PM       
I am going to alert the authorities
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 07:07 PM       
I hope he gets away with running you over too

PS - I will pay for any damage done to his car
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 10:02 PM       
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Yes I assume he does. I wish I could find a pic of him because he looks like a greasy toothless Keanu Reeves
...and something tells me he is in competition with you over the amorous attention of "teh grande" moose?

dood. i've seem YOUR picture. you and king kong are running neck and neck.

toothless keanu reeves has a shot
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 11:38 PM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 12:05 AM       
Terra.
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 12:22 AM       


now that's some table turning action
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 12:57 AM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 01:02 AM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 02:09 AM       
that's not my dick in your face, chum. and why are you looking at my dick, fag? I've never felt so violated! unless you're the penis administrator and it's your job to maintain the records of boners please stop staring!
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 04:04 PM       
I think what you should do is fuck with him. Make him feel as though everybody is talking about him behind his back, only thing is they actually are.

1: Leave notes for him to find that say "I know what you did last summer".

2: Place ravens knocking upon his door.

3: Go to the Edmunds Scientific catalog and buy a skeleton. Break into his home and leave it in a closet.

4: Get some red printer cartridges and break them open on the hood of his car

5: Use your imagination, anything you can do to make this person feel hated in thier own community will drive them closer to suicide where Allah can judge them.

Just remember, anything you do is not immoral because he deserves it! God is great!
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http://www.hermetic.com/bey/taz1.htm...oeticTerrorism

that reminds me of that evil robot guy
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 06:01 PM       
I just wanted to add: this is the best thread EVER.
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 08:41 PM       
everyone at work hates him and its awesome, for some reason every time he snaps on the people who are bugging him a supervise walks by and gets mad at him. And on the bathroom stall theres a pic of a car chasing someone that say,"OH NOES DEATH JEFF"
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 10:22 PM       
I take it that he's never shown the slightest remorse?

Trick him into getting indelible red ink all over his hands, so it looks like he has blood all over them that he can't wash off.
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 12:21 AM       
Oh, spend all day playing music about cars.
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 03:56 AM       
God, you have no class... I just don't see how Little Deuce Coupe, Barracuda, or Mustang Sally really fit the bill.

Start off making references to Death Race 2000, and how Hollywood is planning on making a Death Race 3000, and dontcha know, wouldn't it be awesome if you where cast? You have that practical experience, that would just be killer cool.
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