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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:51 PM        Beckham
Would you see a game now that he's coming to play in the United States. I certainly am inclined to.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 09:15 PM       
The only way they will get enough people to watch soccer is if he plays naked and the other team is the Spice girls naked.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 11:16 PM       
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The only way they will get enough people to watch soccer is if he plays naked and the other team is the Spice girls naked.
You know what I noticed? It happens a lot in amateur soccer but not in professional soccer, but freak accidents happen sometimes. No professional soccer player ever has a soccer ball kicked directly into their playtoys. And I would not want to watch (even an attractive man) run violently around a field, flopping in the wind and kicking a ball. Sorry soccer.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 11:31 PM       
Beckham's coming to America? Sounds like career suicide to me, even if there's the nominal hype for a few months. I mean, did he start to suck and is saving face?
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 11:35 PM       
Im not a big soccer fan but Im sure its gonna be awesome watching people freak out about this at school.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 11:38 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 12:56 AM       
I thought I was cool because I lived in Madrid a short while when he was playing for REAL, but then they started blowing shit up right after I left so I guess it's good I'm not living there anymore.
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 01:02 AM       
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Beckham's coming to America? Sounds like career suicide to me, even if there's the nominal hype for a few months. I mean, did he start to suck and is saving face?
His career is on the way down. Don't get me wrong, he's still a great player, but his best days are behind him. He really hasn't done that much recently anyway.
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 06:08 AM       
noob, I so had the desire to do the same thing. You beat me.
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 08:34 AM       
Most players do it when theyre looking to retire or get away from the public eye. Lineker went to Japan, Gazza went to China. It would have been good for him to return to the premiership with Newcastle but I guess they can't offer a million a week. And it would have meant having to see what body part that skeletal leech creature has replaced next in the papers every day.
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 08:43 AM       
I'd pay a small fortune to see a great football player show off his skills, but Beckham? Pffffft
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 10:48 AM       
Who would you pay a small fortune for, rankeri?
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 02:32 PM       
Well, Roberto Baggio for example.

Although he retired in 2001 or so
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 02:43 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 02:50 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 04:23 PM       
it is career suicide. but there's alot of muney.
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 07:11 PM       
yeah he's getting something in the area of $200Million for this.
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 09:34 PM       
250mil I heard on the radio! :O

That much to run around and kick a ball. Jesus.
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 09:41 PM       
Zelda you should learn basic motor skills so you can make 250 million just by kicking a ball.
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 09:43 PM       
That would take too long. Do you have any idea how long it takes me to write a post let alone read one? But I play Zelda just fine so Im aok!
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 10:04 PM       
Stop that, now you are a parody of yourself.

It's disgusting.
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Old Jan 13th, 2007, 01:44 AM       
Can we exchange SBF for juttin?
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Old Jan 13th, 2007, 02:21 PM       
Juttin is infinitely worse than zeldasbiggestfan. Unfortunately, this also made him more amusing by extension.

However, zelda seems to be at least trying to tone it down, whereas juttin just kept shrieking all the time. I wouldn't vote for the transaction.
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Old Jan 13th, 2007, 04:37 PM       
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Can we exchange SBF for juttin?
You'd think that by this point you'd just try to stay off the radar completely instead of acting like you were ONE OF THE GUYS this entire time. You're in the same class as juttin and zelda so fuck off.
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Old Jan 13th, 2007, 11:22 PM       
Is that David Beckham in that picture on the movie? Cause if so, that is H-O-T.
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