Russo you're on the right track the trick is to make as many boring, completely common place sentences in a row.
i.e.
"I had steak for dinner last night"
"It's cold outside"
"Public restrooms smell bad"
"Coffee makes me feel jittery"
"Desks are for putting papers on"
"Chairs are for sitting upon"
"I like to watch movies"
"I drive a car"
"One time i went to the beach"
"I don't like socks"
"I'm hungry, spaghetti is boring
"
etc. you try