NEW ARTICLE: "HOW I AM"

[Sethomas]

I enjoyed it! I remember one time at my physics lab job the guy that used to have my position came in and talked to my supervisor as she was getting ready to show me how to do shit, and she asked how he was and the two of us were treated to a 25-minute doppelganger of that article. I was like, man, I just want to do my job, no matter how tedious it ends up being, because everything coming from your mouth is a superlative of tedium.

I'm not saying Max's was tedious, no, quite the contrary. But you know.