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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 08:21 PM        Straight Jackets
I have been in Wyomings capitol for almost eight years, and it seems like every girl I have met out here has been in serious need of mental help.

I have delt with everything from the 10 phone calls in one day, to the one that acts like your second mother, and my favorite, "I know we had sex only two days ago, but I am pregnant and you are the father."

Is it like that everywhere else, or do I just need to up my alcohol consumption to adjust?
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 08:39 PM       
Women are stupid. be an individual. love yourself.
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 08:45 PM       
About at that point. Figured you would have put in a Broke Back joke, or is that for the other thread?
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 08:46 PM       
You need to take some more ultra-cool pictures of yourself in your mom's house with things you bought at the flea market. All the REAL catches on myspace respect that shit.
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 08:51 PM       
You mean something like this?

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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 03:45 AM       
Every female (and every person for that matter) has some kind of hang up, you'll never find a girl without problems. So stop looking and start embracing your homosexuality.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:02 AM       
reminds me of every chick i've met off the internet i hate it when they say "I love you" when they hardly know you although i do like the ones that buy me stuff.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:05 AM       
move out of wyoming, it's like the worst state in the union
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 11:57 AM       
I thoguht that was West Virginia.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 01:00 PM       
You can find yourself a real women when you get some muscles! It's true.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:07 PM       
If I was gay I would move to Wyoming
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:17 PM       
I moved here with parents when I was 15 did not really have a choice in the matter but it is better than Ohio or West Virginia.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:21 PM       
Don't try and explain. You done fucked up boy.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:24 PM       
Very well believe what you will.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:25 PM       
nude pix please colewolf
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:26 PM       
Hey, take that to the NSFW board mister.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:37 PM       
Ummm no nekkidness damnit. I do not want people to go blind!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:47 PM       
don't let xbxdaniel fool you. Post as many naked pictures as you can.On every forum.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:48 PM       
no no no he's gonna send em to me goat cheese
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 06:05 PM       
Like I said. Do you want to go blind?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 06:44 PM       
I wanna go erect. by looking at your pasty white body.
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