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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 06:43 AM        Valentines Day
I'm having a hard time deciding what to get my husband for Valentines Day this year. Last year I made him a HUGE lobster dinner with all sorts of yummy food, and the year before that I made boobie cupcakes. This year is different, this is our first married V-Day together so I want to do something special. And for a good laugh, I thought I'd ask you virgins.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 07:28 PM       
How about a cake in the shape of a womans body? From the legs up to the neck showing the boobies and the rest. Just an idea. Or go get one of those lover kits from Spencers.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 08:02 PM       
Yeah, Spencer's is the winner's go-to place for thoughtful valentine's day gifts.

You could take another lingerie photoshoot for us!
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:24 AM       
May sound clichy, but how bout serving a bloody steak in a form of heart? ;(
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 12:33 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 12:42 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 01:56 PM       
maggiekarp i am down will u be my valentine
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 02:05 PM       
I will send you pixelated chocolate and kissy-face emoticons

then we shall commence the netsemenation
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 02:32 PM       
i better start preparing :o
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 02:56 PM       
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I'm having a hard time deciding what to get my husband for Valentines Day this year.
YOU'RE A WOMAN?!
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:59 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 04:01 PM       
Goat Cheese you are not my Valentine


I'll get you a card anyway
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 04:13 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 05:45 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 05:55 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 07:01 PM       
I hope I'm not the only one that thought the font style goat cheese used was hilarious :<
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:44 PM       
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I'm old enough to use the internet.

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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 10:05 PM       
the best valentine's gift, hands down, is fire
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 06:20 AM       
Hearts Afire



Oh man, if only john ritter knew that the title of the show would be the cause of his death
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 02:24 PM       
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Oh man, if only john ritter knew that the title of the show would be the cause of his death
I still cry whenever I hear the Three's Company theme song.
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 09:50 PM       
Last year I made my fiance a big collage of porn and different musicians.
This year, I bought him a sweet ass Black Label Society vest
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Old Feb 5th, 2007, 08:39 AM       
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This year, I bought him a sweet ass Black Label Society vest
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Fire is sounding awfully nice though.
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Old Feb 5th, 2007, 09:17 AM       
Honestly I'e forgotten what I did for the Wife for a first V-Day married. I might have done rose petals on the bed or something. It's a hallmark holiday anyway.
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 02:12 AM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 04:21 AM       
why not smack him around for a little while...
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