Bringing a knife to a gufight

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

http://www.herald.ns.ca/Metro/556773.html

onlookers refuse to disperse after police tell them to so they got video of the police tasering an asshat who stole a sword and terrorized a sears.

Norma Jean (who wrote the song knife in a gunfight) unavailable for comment.

I tell you if we don't try to find work for Ninjas Chuck Norris put out of business this will only happen more.

[Esuohlim]

Since I have you on ignore this thread is now about fun noodles ok

[xbxDaniel]

He looks like he is having fun.

[GADZOOKS]

that might me the time of his life

[Sam]

When I had a pool I used to do that with funnoodles all the time.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I like ones with holes so I can shoot water out of them.

[xbxDaniel]

Originally Posted by Sam

When I had a pool I used to do that with funnoodles all the time.

I found it easier to just float on my back.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I took the liberty of sucking on one end of the noodle and choking on the liquid. I nearly died!

[Grislygus]

Stephen Paugh, checking out a T-shirt display, said he had heard about the swordsman but considered it an isolated incident. He was more excited about the improvement in his vision, as he had undergone cataract surgery Friday morning.
"I’m overwhelmed with it," he said as he looked around the mall without glasses for the first time in years.

The hell? This reads exactly like the randomly generated newspaper articles in Sim City 2000.




"Local Joe Nobody, checking out a drink at the Orange Julius stand, said he heard about the Lama rampage but considered it an isolated incident. He was more excited about the improvement in his spatulas, as he had undergone chemotherapy Friday morning.


"I'm overwhelmed with it," he said as he skipped around the mall without kidneys for the first time in years."

[xbxDaniel]

That doesn't have anything to do with Noodles Gus, what are you talking about?

[Grislygus]

Whoops, sorry.

Originally Posted by Grislygus

"Local Joe Nobody, checking out the noodles in the pool section, said he heard about the Lama rampage but considered it an isolated incident. He was more excited about the improvement in his floaties, as he had taken swimming lessons Friday morning.


"I'm overwhelmed with it," he said as he swam around the mall without inner tubes for the first time in years."

[Noodles]

I wish I was as fun as fun noodles

[Noodles]

I SHALL NEVER BRING KNIFE TO A GUFIGHT.

[xbxDaniel]

I was really hoping you wouldn't wander your way here.

[Sacks]

My experiences with funoodles always end in blood or tears, those things sting like the dickens when someone gets a good wack at your face.

[Chojin]

grislygus made me lol ;<

also that dude's pool is totally filled with skylite

[liquidstatik]

it makes it prrty ;o

[Fathom Zero]

Those noodles are like giant foam straws you can hit people with and leave huge red welts on their backs.

I have many.

[Divisible by Waffle]

I used to get kicked out of the pool for hitting little kids with those things. I don't know why those asshole lifeguards made such a big deal of it; I was having FUN!!