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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:28 AM       
Whoever uses swiss knives to fix a car. Get REAL tools made of candy! @_@
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:36 AM       
Alright, I half assedly fix the bong and its still not pulling right, but I smoked anyway so I'm good for now. As far as the car goes, my sebring is still parked in my mothers garage on the other side of town, but I can get there with an actuall hydraulic hose tommorow morning so thats good. But you just made a mistake dissing my swiss army knife repair skills, you see, I was a master mechanic back in the day and now I design and repair the machines that make the cars (chrysler, toyota and ford, chevy is still being cheap bastards and wont pay our prices so fuck them). I removed the clamp with the pliers attachment, then cut it back with the saw, inspected the coaxial reinforcement with the magnifieing glass, and then reatatched it with the pliers again. You couldn't do that with a $10,000 snap-on set so SHUT THE FUCK UP>

oh yeah, joints are a pain in the ass.
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:51 AM       
your sebrig is at your mothers house.
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:59 AM       
Yes, it broke down less then a mile from there on my way to the mall. Why, do you not have a mother? bastard?
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 04:10 AM       
your sebring broke down while you were on the way to the mall.

and now it is at your mothers house.
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