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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 10:30 AM       
I'm assuming you're talking about girls so heres my advice.
Smile when you talk and show your teeth (make sure their brushed) make sure your breathe smells nice.
Get a nice haircut and make sure your hair smells really nice (try using the fruity conditioner)
do plenty of situps so you get a nice 6 pack.
be confident.
Use sexual innuendos (not obvious ones) and be funny in conversation
pay for dinner
dont look at the boobs no matter how perky
or the legs no matter how shapely
maintain eye contact
pretend to care what she's talking about
throw the race (let her come first) in more ways than one wink wink
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