Atheism

[VinceZeb]

Helm, you know, the Old Testament didn't just magically appear one day when it was WRITTEN DOWN, STUPID! It was passed on orally, which means they used their mouth to tell the stories. Ya know, the mouth? The utensil that your mother used to get the money to put the food on your table? They did pass on stories back then by telling them, since many couldn’t write. The first main Jewish writer was Moses. And because something is not written down, doesn’t mean that the event did not happen or the story has not existed. If we told the story of Paul Revere through oral stories and had not written it down for 300 years, and suddenly someone did, does it make it 300+ years old or 3 days old? And you call ME a moron.

The Old Testament stories date back to (according to Jewish history) back to 8000 BC and supposedly as far back as 10000BC, which to creationists would have been the creation of the Earth. Now, 8000 (or 10000) + 2003 would be.... *drumroll*

> Than 10000 YEARS!

So, would you like me to put it in your ass or mouth the next time I fuck you up for being a scholarly idiot?