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[MattJack]

Actually, I have been busy with life and didn't even bother looking in loveline. Even so, it's a message board, not a chat room and maybe you don't understand the difference. I'm not very shocked if you don't, mainly because I know you don't know the difference between a bathtub and your mother. So I'll just let this one slide, mmkay?

However, you got me, I was looking for my dick! I found it, but my hands were quite too large to "jack" it. I cried myself to sleep knowing that I'd never find a woman who would love me (aka fuc* me), the self pity I felt was so crushing that I listened over and over again to the song "What's Love Got To Do With It?"

How's your loverboy? Oh wait, didn't he run away from you (like out of state) as fast as he could?