James (A Fartinmowler Private dick script)

[FartinMowler]

James a script by Fartin Mowler (part 2)

CSI Shirley (Hot Blonde in her late teens with nothing on but a blouse and a name badge) has searched the home and speaks to Detective Fartin and his partner Will

Shirley

I've searched the home and it's filled with small holes.

Mr. Will Graham

DNA?

CSI Shirley

Too much DNA I don't know where to start. There is a hole in the middle of the young mans bed and it' looks like he's made a lipstick mouth on the bed sheets

Fartin mowler

Surely you can't be serious

Shirley

I am and I've also found one where the handle of the fridge used to be

The three detectives are slowly walking down the hall when Mr. Will graham sees something moving

Mr. Will Graham (talks quietly to the other detectives)

Wiener twelve "O" Clock

The other detectives look up to see what is suppose to be a light fixture in the cieling is actually a wiener with a lamp shade that pops up as quick as the detective can move and shoot

Fartin Mowler

He's gone

CSI Shirley

He must have been hiding in the attic

Mr. Will Graham (holding a Japanese magazine full of pictures of life size female dolls)

I found this in his room I'm thinking we might be on a trip to Japan

CSI Shirley (bends over to pick up some DNA)

I'm sure I can help out

Fartin

I'm sure you can (High fives Mr. Will Graham)

[FartinMowler]

James (Part 3)

We see James clearly upset and out of breath enter a phone booth

James (dials phone) and hears this on the other end...


OOH OOOH Ya....oh sorry just a sec (giggling and a towel snapping) Hello?

James

Is this Julies home?

Megan

Julies just having a shower can she call you back?

James (a tear runs down his face)

No it's ok Megan

Megan

James?

James hangs up phone and sniffs some Japanese mail order underwear and wipes his tears with it

James (walks back to the phone and puts another quarter in)

Phone rings and Julie answers this time

Julie

Hello?

James

Hi, I was just wondering if you saw the news about me?

Julie

Who is this?

James

It's James, I was on the news today and the police are after me

Julie (towel snaps again and giggling in the background again)

Ow ooooh ya...look I'm kind a busy right now and I'm sure you will be fine

James

Ok



You can hear some talking in the background before the phone hangs up

"Is that the freak that drilled holes in the wall?" towel snap and giggling.