I had to jimmy my window open once and craw though to land in the sink. And then I discovered I left my back door wide open.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
So you broke into your apartment, put on a dress, masturbated to a picture of Brian Dennehy and tried cover it up with this story
I really like how fartin was able to put out a Brian Dennehy reference in that reply.
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List to do beore I die:
[x] punch an elephant
[x] kick the moon
[x] High-Five The Harlem Globetrotters
[_] Become an I-mockery god
[_] Defeat Lenor
[_] Become Womti's Best Friend
and tried cover it up with this story 
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