So you broke into your apartment, put on a dress, masturbated to a picture of Brian Dennehy and tried cover it up with this story
I really like how fartin was able to put out a Brian Dennehy reference in that reply.
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List to do beore I die:
[x] punch an elephant
[x] kick the moon
[x] High-Five The Harlem Globetrotters
[_] Become an I-mockery god
[_] Defeat Lenor
[_] Become Womti's Best Friend
and tried cover it up with this story 
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