Mardi Gras and I

[Immortal Goat]

Actually, St. Patrick's Day in Ireland is the one day of the year they DON'T get trashed. It's a solemn day of prayer. At least on the Catholic side.

[sloth]

Every day is binge drinking day in the UK!

St Paddy's Day is pretty fun, they usually have deals on Guinness and all the Irish come out of the woodwork to tell you stories and show you their tattoos. Probably the best is Christmas Eve though, because everyone goes to the local pub. The atmosphere is amazing and you don't get any strangers, it's great for getting absolutely shameful.

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

Actually, St. Patrick's Day in Ireland is the one day of the year they DON'T get trashed. It's a solemn day of prayer. At least on the Catholic side.

Wow, didn't know that. Raised Catholic and we never did any solemn prayers really. lol. Then again, we weren't Irish.

Originally Posted by sloth

Every day is binge drinking day in the UK!

St Paddy's Day is pretty fun, they usually have deals on Guinness and all the Irish come out of the woodwork to tell you stories and show you their tattoos. Probably the best is Christmas Eve though, because everyone goes to the local pub. The atmosphere is amazing and you don't get any strangers, it's great for getting absolutely shameful.

Yea that 's cool. I don't like Guinees though, is it ok if I like ale better? I'd still go though.

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

I went may of last year to work on houses and stuff. Pretty much we got one free night so all of us went to bourbon street and got hammered before stumbling back to camp.

Sweet dood, thanks for helping us out.I worked for FEMA and they were the most useless bastards ever, fuck them.
Yeah I can believe the Bourbon Street thing mainly because it is its main purpose. Good times huh?

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

Could you see before or were you always blind? Im interested now.

Yea until I was about six years old. I kept crying, "Mama! Mama(ala ray charles movie)!" and my eyes' tears made me go blind. Luckily now, I have this braille shit that makes me kick it with cool doooodes like you Zelda (why not be LINK'S biggest fan? That player totally broke boys off in those games. Zelda was a trifle'n elf if I ever seen ones.)

Originally Posted by Terra

tell us about the anal beads. how did you like those?

The anal beads weren't so good this year. They weren't really big enough to stimulate your never ending abyss hole of hell, but i'll cross my fingers for you next year, babe. They were cheap though, good value.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by MattJack

The anal beads weren't so good this year. They weren't really big enough to stimulate your never ending abyss hole of hell, but i'll cross my fingers for you next year, babe. They were cheap though, good value.

they didn't work for you? next year try the beads BEFORE you rush into being anally ingressed by the homeless, babe

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by Terra

they didn't work for you? next year try the beads BEFORE you rush into being anally ingressed by the homeless, babe

Terra, please just stop. I mean if you were funny or had some type of "zing" to your remarks, I wouldn't really mind. Hell, I can take jokes and I laugh at myself all the time. The least you could do is photoshop me getting hit by a bus or making out with a man.

Instead you say things like this:

Originally Posted by Terra

numbnuts, you reached pretty far back just to find that old shot. keep gazing at your ass hair though. it's the most productive thing you've done around here yet.

I mention that I'd rather look at my ass hair grow than to hunt down and respond to everything you type. I like how you really turned it around on me. Oh noes, what to posts nowz?!

Originally Posted by Terra

I have nudie pictures on the net. reallivedeadanimals.com told me they'd trade their free space with me if i'd just trade some naked pictures and my dignity.

This one really caught me. I don't know why you'd share that piece of information with the board. I mean, I guess a few posters on here will be like, "OH WOW TERRA CAN I SEE?! I MEAN I REALLY LIKE YOU AND I CANT SEE NAKED WOMEN (OF ANY HIGHER CALIBER THAN A VOMITTING BARBERA WALTERS) ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNETZ. OH DONT TEASE!" But I did chuckle when I read you had nudies on the internet.

Originally Posted by Terra

An sample sized jar of petroleum jelly, both of Cosmo's fists and feet, my canyon

This went on for I dunno, 3 pages?

[Terra]

i love it when cumquats like you get all riled and fill a partial page with justification and commentary.

there will be more pages than that in loveline btw. man, only three? i better get to work!

[noob3]

cumquats!