Did I just screw everything up before it even began?

[liquidstatik]

you got blue balls from kissing her lol ;<

[CaptainBubba]

You get blue balls from 4.87 minutes(approximately, according to your stopwatch) of burger king dumpster tongue wrestling with a high quality fry girl. Its a common problem really and I have to say grabbing her butt was way out of line. The ladies are like fine flowers you see. Each picked from their own beautiful pot covered in glitter and ralph lauren stickers. You must be gentle when conducting the delicate rituals of the make outs.

First, excellent selection of environment. Parking lots are usually empty late at night and this emptiness mirrors the gaping chasm of lonliness that is the woman's black and angry heart. Nothing is sexier.

It is good that you became excited of course for the woman she is becoming so very mad when the man does not get very in to her. So mad. But also there is an invisible line drawn across the fiery and irrational mind of the womans. by grabbing her butt you have said to this girl that you do not respect her. You do not respect the art and dance of the burger king parking lot akward teen makeout.

The only solution now is to act completely awkward around her and always say the wrogn thing and vaguely ask her to "hang out" and cry in the freezer when she says no, then masturbate on the meat patties and get fired, move out of your house and deal pot and make a big fucking deal about it, then offer to drive her to school one day and take her to Sonic instead and buy her an Ocean Breeze (chicks love that coconut bullshit) and ask her if she wants to fuck (she will), and fuck her.

Good luck correcting your horrible horrible mistake.