Did I just screw everything up before it even began?

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by leroy77

You have a point. She didn't kick me in the nuts, pull away, or even stop tongue wrestling for half a second so it couldn't have offended her TOO much. So fuck it, I'm not gonna worry about it. She was the aggressor in this instance anyway, I was gonna drag out "stage one" just a little bit longer and make her crazy but I guess she just couldn't stand it anymore. What's done is done anyway. Thanks, I needed that.

That is my point, you should have just taken her around the nearest dumpster and had a go. Girls, I mean bitches love playing dirty. I think you missed a great opportunity to go "Dumpster Diving" if you catch my drift. Something about a giant cold trash can and a hot mans just gets them going. Don't believe me? Ask any girl. I think "stage one" was dragged out long enough pahd'nuh.

Originally Posted by leroy77

The reason why I sought the advice of those who have no clue what they are doing (according to the forum description) is because this is the first time I was so bold so soon. Normally I'm pretty decent at keeping myself in check but something about her is making my blood boil. I lost my cool for a second there, what can I say?

Well you just lucked out playboy. I do know what I'm doing. If it isn't obvious already, I've hooked up with fly ass rucas left and right that I just met like 10 minutes prior. I'm past my prime though. I can only offer you my experiences. I just think you need to be bolder. Cause if you don't get none on your second encounter then what's the point really? I mean, you can wine and dine her (assuming you are a fan of a good malt liquor like Olde English 800) but that gets too risky cause once you feed a hoe, they keep coming back for a hot meal every time. I suggest just wine her, very well.

If she makes your blood boil and subsequently your balls blue, she sounds like a trifle'n hoe. I don't let no bitch play me like that son. You need to show her the deal with a fist full of Act-Rite (found at MattJack stores) to the baby maker. Don't lose your cool player, your perm'll come out.

Originally Posted by leroy77

Well the fact that every time I thought the kiss was over, she pulled me back in and kept going was my first clue. She was making some noise too, so she was either putting on the acting skills, or I'm just a fucking PIMP when it comes to tonsil hockey. There was no gum involved on either side, the taste was pure Leroy.

See player, you just keep making mistake after mistake. Normally when you give a female the cobra clutch and they start making noises, that means they are hot or just want some good old fashion rape style shit. I'mma go with the latter though from experience. If you can't tell when a woman is faking it or not, you have a lot to learn yet Leroy-san. If you suspect it, just pop that hood rat in the mouth one time and be all, "QUIT FAKING IT GIRL, I AINT FALL OFF NO FRUIT TRUCK YESTERDAY." That normally clears things up.

Obviously you are on your way to being a True Mack with such quotes as, "the taste was pure Leroy." Just reverse the game today and be all, "If we don't fuck today after my fry shift is over, you can just forget it mama."

Good luck and stay up player