LSD advice

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

don't get me started on creepy, Lenor

mayonaise, horseradish and qaaludes.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

or a gigantic "Korn" tattoo on your ass...mayo, Quaalude's and horseradish are normal in comparison....

[Terra]

your name on my ass instead? quaaludes and horseradish later, maybe?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

sure, and I'll tattoo your name on my ass
we'll talk about the horseradish and quaaludes later...over drinks.

"Cosmo Electrolux" is going to need a lot of real estate, Baby....you should probably abbreviate.

[Terra]

so we tattoo it UP my spine

[Cosmo Electrolux]

damn, baby...wood again.

[Terra]

i love a guy that's get's le wood over a woman that can't spell for shit

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I could care less about grammar and spelling...it's what's behind the misspelled words that count.

[kahljorn]

I'm glad you guys have managed to turn horseradish a perfectly innocent condiment that i use in almost everything into some sordid sick sexual thing that is probably full of pussyfarts and gross cosmo thoughts so horny that they are sweating with persperation that mimics mayonaise.

[noob3]

aslong as they arn't talking about arbyq sauce which is better

[kahljorn]

You can't compare BBQ sauce and Horsie sauce. That's like comparing candy and hamburgers.

also horsie sauce sucks compared to real horseradish sauce i love the extreme sinus burn.

[MattJack]

I'm white trash, so I loves me some catsup. That stuff is the shit. I'm all, "Yea just gimme that katchup for this prime rib im bout ta eat boy."

Standard BBQ sauce is tied with tha ketchup too.

[Fathom Zero]

Honey-Mustard sauce is the shit, though.

[MattJack]

Honey Mustard def gets an honorable mention

[MattJack]

Regular mustard though . If I even SMELL a touch of mustard on any of my food, I start throwing up immediately and sobbing without control. Mustard is the work of the devil.

[Fathom Zero]

So wrong.

EXAMPLE:
A coney isn't a coney without mustard, onions, cheese, and chili.

[MattJack]

When I eat a chili dog, I eat exactly that. Chili, cheese, hot dog, then add a drunk hunger. Best thing ever. I don't like corndogs though, so don't try and pull that ace up your sleeve out on me. Corndogs are also a work of the devil.

[Fathom Zero]

But a lot of corndogs also have honey in the batter. Honey+mustard=Good.

[Lenor]

I can not eat any of that shit!