someone's gonna shit their pants, but metroid prime was the worst 50 dollars i've spent
I shat bricks.
I experienced Sonic the Hedgehog for the 360. I experienced girl-on-hedgehog pedophilia/necrophilia/bestiality. I experienced sonic going super saiyan.
And I never looked back.
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I was debating going to an erotic fair held at a nightclub in town just for the sake of being awkward, which is exactly what happened.