Coulter calls John Edwards a faggot

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From my pal Norman, a very funny comic:

I'm not pissed at Ann Coulter for sorta calling John Edwards a faggot. Let's face it, he kinda is. Not in the I-suck-cock-and-take-it-up-the-ass way, but in the I-take-three-days-to-respond-to-being-called-a-faggot-and-when-I-finally-do-it's-by-getting-all-righteously-indignant-and-demanding-an-apology-like-a-faggot way. So good for her for calling it like she sees it. It's our first amendment right (a right that Ann seems to recognize only when she agrees with its expression) to call a spade a spade, and a pussy a faggot. So in the spirit of that right, I'm sending Ann Coulter the following email.
Subject: Kudos!
Dear Ann,
I would like to congratulate you on your refusal to apologize for calling John Edwards a faggot. I've always suspected that you have balls. Now, I'm sure of it.
And it is thanks, in no small part, to you and your refusal to kowtow to the politically correct Zeitgeist on our culture that I feel emboldened to tell you that you are a cunt.; a cunt with balls, perhaps, but a cunt no less. To be clear, you're not a cunt in the vulgar-reference-to-the-female-genitalia way, but in the I'm-just-another-common-stupid-cunt-who-should-only-open-my-mouth-when-there's-a-dick-there-waiting way. It is also due to your intellectual bravery that I feel free to tell you that I hope you lose both your tits to cancer, then get raped at knifepoint by your oncologist.
To be clear, this is not so much a hateful response to your recent speech in which you sorta kinda called John Edwards a faggot (an opinion I happen to share) as it is an affirmation that all opinions. even those of a tranny cunt, have their place in political discourse. Despite your being such a cunt, and my wishing that you would die of cancer and stab wounds compounded by rape trauma, you're sort of a hero to me. That is, at least as far as the free speech thing goes.
One last suggestion: While I would never presume to tell a cunt such as yourself where to next exhibit her cuntiness, might I propose, in your next speech, calling Obama a nig_ger? I'm sure the idea has already come to you on many occasions (and I know you don't want to have to go to rehab for that, LOL) But, I'm afraid you might still bow to societal pressures and resort to wimping out and only calljing him an Uncle Tom or a Porch Monkey. To be clear, those are both great descriptive terms, but they are unbecoming of a cunt such as yourself. Cunts like you should always go with nig_ger.
A fan,
Norman Wilkerson.