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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 05:51 PM       
man, I'm already ahead of yuh



HERE ARE THE SUSPECTS

EXECUTIONEER


Age:
30

Biography:
no

Location
:
uh

Interests:
maybe

Occupation:
shut up

Last Activity: Feb 23rd, 2007 01:41 AM

Willie seems to be on some kind of extended vacation. And since him and jixby and only a state's distance away, it would be easy for him to kidnap him. Plus it seems Willie is some king of explosives expert as seen in this crime footage.


But why would Willie, a good friend of Jixby, kidnap him? And why has willie let his famous Chat thread be overtaken by teenagers? Maybe Jixby cussed and Willie overheard? That would be a bad scene, Willie hates swears (source: Willie Website)


I CAN'T GET THIS THING OUT OF NEUTRAL, GOD DAMMIT!

SUSPECT 2

Chojin


Date of Birth:
January 4, 1984

Age:
23

Location
:
Laurel, MD

Interests:
BANNING

Occupation:
BANNER

It is odd that Jixby would dissappear in the heat of the MOCK WARS biggest battles. It seems that poor Luke didn't get a chance to vote in the BLOCK A and EXTENDED VOTING section of the MAX BURBANK/CHOJIN BRAWL. As we know now, Chojin won by one point. Was Jixby's vote for Max? Did Chojin incapacitate him so he can win his second trophy? Are they still giving out Trophies? We must find out before Chojin deletes this thread as a coverup, SAVE THIS THREAD PEOPLE!


FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!


the final suspect

Whoever this guy is

Biography:
Propriator of the Surreal Saniterium, Yours truely dabbles in Revelation and revolution, propaganda
Location:
Surreal saniterium
Interests:
Film and farce, burlesqueology, Vaudeville Vandilism, writting digressions, painting the residents
Occupation:
see above answer


Who is this guy? Sounds like a real nutjob. I hate him already.




I'm on the road! I want a full action squad on this people. Someone call Fartin Mowler: Private Dick if he hasn't killed himself already.
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