The Problem of Evil

[MattJack]

Oh Preechr you are so hilarious and clever! We really need more libertarians like you. By the way, how is your champion Badnarik doing these days on in the political world? Ron Paul was okay, but he's a Republican isn't he?

I know, I know, it's totally lame to exchange simple to grasp ideas on this forum. I mean, that stuff is so below a guy like you.

That's why we leave all that really cool dead horse stuff, like the middle east conflict, to cool dudes like you and ABCDEFGHIFJXXXX to measure dicks over. I mean, our simple brains can't really compete and put anything valid in, we know. Much less get you to change your allknowing mind.

I also think it's so cute when you act like you are a cool Philo Forum Elite now. After you finally got some acceptance by other elites, you simply took charge! Oh have mercy allknowing one! The condescending tone really does put you in a better position anyway, doesn't it? I'll try it sometime!

I'm going to keep posting in this forum just so a few cool dudes like yourself keep getting butthurt over and over. I know, what was I thinking? I totally forgot how serious and cool this part of the board is!

Wait, I almost forgot! Your comic genius! BEHOLD UNWORTHY ONES!

Originally Posted by Preechr

I got an e-mail today that explained all this.

It was a powerpoint slide presentation that had a succession of really dramatic nature pictures, and some with puppies, and the captions explained pretty well that evil is not a thing, just as darkness is not a thing, nor cold. These are just our words to describe the absence of their opposites, which, apparently, are things. It was all very satisfying, and I highly recommend both of you idiots receive similar e-mails. You too, fake-ass moron character.

LYKE A SPAM E-MAIL?! LYKE AN EMAIL THAT EVERYONE GETZ N STUFF AND IT IS COMPLETELY MINDLESS?! Ho Ho Ho! Quite clever Preechr. Only you and well, every jock I had in my old high school, can show such a sarcasm! Why not just add "nerds" and throw a carton of milk at me too?

Please can I learn from your ways?