Women AppreciHATEtion Thread

[Gabby GaGa]

now this is a tough one.
I'm strange in the way that I believe women should be play the submissive role.
Cooking cleaning, etcettera.
I'm a stepford wife waiting to happen.
but this seems to work against me. If I cook for my man, he says im trying to get something out of him.
If I clean his nasty ass house, (dishes from 2005, half-sandwhiches despersed throught the house),
then I'm a neat freak.
What's strangest to me
is that I'm interested in human sexualty,
yet this scares men. This, I will never understand.
When I bring up anything of a sexual nature, the man turns a shade of pink, stutters like a moron,
says something cheesy,
apologizes and starts talking about mindless drivvel.

If I bring something up that requires an ounce of thought,
he brags to no end, with no factual support.
(this is actually where I got the idea for my experiment. See: general blabber)

I do have a question for the men here.
Women have a natural maternal instinct, and want to comfort on love-on their men.
Men do seem to want to be babied.
So why is it that when a woman fufills this,
she gets yelled at for being too motherly?
It seems too contradictory.