Regarding Zelda's recent absence from the forums

[GADZOOKS]

Possible responses from Zelda to this thread:

Is that all you can fucking do? Try to fucking insult me? Shut the fuck up you fucking cocksmoker. Thats all you fucking do and I havent said shit to you you motherfucker. Fuck you. Son of a bitch.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
MY grandmother LOVED ME. YOU JUST CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE.
IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFE, I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU

Um, no. I didn't even cry when my grandmother died.

or some variation

[Womti]

Um, no. I didn't even cry when my grandmother died.

that's the only one I could see ZBF posting. those other ones are all GW-worthy!

[Bubsy]

he talked about zelda and freakazoid too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no really RIP!!!!!!!!!!!