Cosmo and Terra's foreplay ( and eventual coitus) thread

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I can see where someone who has no real world experience of ANYTHING would make an assumption like that, but remember what happens when we make assumptions, James.

And, I'm not INVOLVED with Terra, you moron. In case you've forgotten, this is a MESSAGE BOARD, not real life. My name isn't really Cosmo and I really don't look anything like my avatar anymore (the wonders of plastic surgery). I can never CHEAT on anyone here, since I have no real relationship with anyone on this board, except for Max and Protoclown, but I'd rather not talk about that, or the medical issues that were a result of that.

All of this is pretend...if you see it as anything other than that you need help. Seriously.

Now, take your 20 sided dice and your crayons, and go tell your mommy that the bad old man on the forums is being mean again.