My AMERICAN IDOL CRYING GIRL article at CRACKED

[Lenor]

Whats with the american idol theme max?

CRACKED.com is comeing to NY, I might just have to take me a little trip to the city!

[mburbank]

I watch American Idol with my daughters. We LOVE it. It's like candy to us. Sweet, sweet, candy.

What is Cracked.com doing in New York? Do they have, like a live show? This is news to me.

[mburbank]

Ouch. I just read their version instead of skimming it. It's HAEVILY rewritten, and they added a ton of dirty stuff. A guy who is not my regular editor there worked on it.

I have nothing against dirty stuff, but the crying girl is thirteen friggin' years old. All my jokes were on the absurd side.

Wow. I guess I'm a whore now.