I saw a game at Game Crazy once and I couldn't see it very well, plus half the label was gone; all I could see was "ando" at the end. So I asked if it was Bionic Commando, and they all laughed at me.
__________________ Ten thousand Swedes crept through the weeds,
With one Norwegian following after,
The dust from the weeds killed the Swedes,
And the Norwegian died of laughter.