NEW SHORT: "LISTEN TO SANJAYA'S HAIR!"

[Protoclown]

I don't really know who Sanjaya is but that was still pretty amusing all the same.

[noob3]

sanjaya is the obvious to-be winner of this years american idol, a charming 17 yearold with the voice of a thousand angelic choruses!! HE SPEAKS THE WORD OF GOD HIMSELF WITH EVERY BEAUTIFUL SOUND OF HIS LIPS

[mburbank]

Cordellia (my almost 7 yr old daughter) is insane about Sanjaya. If you so much as suggest that maybe he's not as good a singer as some of the others, she goes completely mental on you, like some sort of four foot tall Fury with no front teeth.

I vote for him every week. The show is much better with him on it than it would be otherwise, even though he can't sing very well.

[noob3]

Now I'll read your article!

Edit: wow, good for me it was a comic with illustrations! good job, it was very entertaining comic strip about sanjaya! but it isn't a pony hawk bro it's a FAUX HAWK