my cock was ripped off by vampires

[Sam]

One time a werewolf almost sliced off my ball sack.

First she was this hot chick and she was like "hey you wanna fuck?" and i was like "okay" and then we went to her house and i got in her room and she was like " where the dick at" and i took off my pants and SHE FUCKING TRANSMOGRIFIED AND TRIED TO BITE MY JUNK OFF but I ran out of there was fast as I could!