A naughty asian schoolgirl wants to call me "master" what do I do?

[Sam]

THIS THREAD COULD ALSO BE CALLED "MY NAME IS COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG I MAKE HUGE THREAD TITLES WHENEVER I MAKE A THREAD WHEN I RETURN MONTHLY TO SHIT UP ALL THERE IS TO BE SHAT UPON AND USUALLY MY THREADS ARE ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID LIKE BRAGING ABOUT MY ASIAN GIRLFRIEND JUST TO MAKE YOU ALL JEALOUS BECAUSE EVERY GUY ON THE INTERNET LOVES ASIAN GIRLS AND IS DESPERATE FOR ONE"

SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD MAKE THAT THREAD