lol wut

[McClain]

Never lived in San Pedro. Lived in San Diego. Last name isn't McClain. My first name is McClain. We're not distant cousins. But I do want that Donkey Kong machine.
Are you attractive? I can't remember. If so, even if you are my cousin, you could drop off the arcade and I could drop a brick in your mouth. But only if you look good. And it might be more erotic if you were my cousin.
Forget about the last name thing. We're cousins. And I'm in to that sorta' thing. But your name isn't Terra. It's Tyrone. And you play rugby.