Thinking about getting a new pet :o

[Supafly345]

Replacing your need for a child with pets will only make you a creepy old woman!

[Mockery]

Mantis Shrimp will crack your skulls wide open, let alone the tank. No thanks :o

As for a child, clearly you didn't pick up on my wanting something that a) won't require a lot of attention and b) won't cost me a fortune. The only reason I can see for having a child at this point in my life would be if there was a food shortage. Tonight I dine on baby soup.