So I got a car, but are you an idiot?

[Sethomas]

I used to drive a 1967 Mercury Cougar. It was bitchin', but it had a kill switch that would block out the ignition so if it was flipped a certain way you couldn't start the car. I have NO FUCKING CLUE what purpose that serves, other than hoping that car thieves don't know it's there. Every time we'd have it worked on, we'd flip the switch and forget about it and be like "GODDAMN, IT'S BROKE AGAIN WHAT THE CUNT. OH, IT'S JUST THE KILL SWITCH, LOL".