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ScottMacInnis ScottMacInnis is offline
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Old May 15th, 2007, 01:59 AM       
There was this one time in Peterborough, Ontario... My buddies and I, man were we EVER shitfaced... So we see this girl who's walking with some dude in the nightclub part of town... My friend Greg yells out "Your girlfriend's a slut!!" She turns around, "HEEEYYY BOYYYSS!!" Oh no... Anyways, we go to her apartment, 3 of my friends gangbang her, and I pissed in her microwave and stole her computer... She ended up crying after the fucking, and then asked my buddies for $5 each. CLASSY! Oh man, she was so fucking ugly to boot, I stole her college student card just so I could remind my friends what she looked like. Note: I didn't touch her
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