Anyway, I didn't come here with the intent to fuck with you...

[Sam]

TOO LONG, DIDN'T READ IT, BUT IT PROBABLY SOUNDED LIKE THIS "YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN TO OTHER PEOPLE DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE BIBLE AND GOD HE WANTS US TO LOVE PEOPLE BUT I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU COCKSUCKERS YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK I AM NOT A RELIGION ANYMORE BECAUSE IT IS SO BULLSHIT AND LAME AND WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO A GUY WITH A BEARD TELLIN ME WHAT TO DO I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND THEN I WANT TO SLAP MY GRANDMAS TITTIES AROUND WITH MY FACE WHILE SHE DRINKS SOME MYLANTA AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE TERRIBLE FOR JUDGING ME I NEED TO GO SELFFORNICATE WITH CARTROONS NOW AAAAAHHHHH DID YOU GUYS KNOW I AM RELIGIOUS?