NEW SHORT: "NINTENDO GAMES THAT NEARLY DROVE ME TO HOMICIDE!"

[Max Radical]

To assist with cursing the impossibility of Kid Icarus, I must mention the Eggplant Wizard (full name: Ohfuckyoucompletebastardbagmongrel). A giant 2D maze, things to kill you in every room, then you'd stumble across two of these whoresons and have an absolutely random 50% chance of being turned into an eggplant. There was a fountain which could cure you (on the opposite end of the goddamn level), but since that journey was dangerous even when you weren't a freakin' vegetable, you were pretty much f-d.