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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 10:51 AM        If I had a time machine…
I’d kick my 15 year old self in the face! I googled myself the other day (which I sometimes do when I am drunk and lonely) and I ran across some really old posts on I-mockery, I would like to apologize to those of you who endured my ignorance. I always knew I made an ass of my self but holy mother of god! I didn’t relies how bad it really was. Any how I did miss your sarcasm and crazy antics even if at the time I was hated by all it was rightly so. So here I am again at I-mockery
and since I’m kind of newish now I thought I would say hi
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 11:00 AM       
Haha, hey what's up man! Oh you haven't changed a bit!
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 11:30 AM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 01:24 PM       
If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time to like year 2500 and rape a bunch of women then I'd keep travelling back one day from then and do it all over again so I'd have at least 450 years of raping women without consequences. But we're not talking about me here lol
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 01:27 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 01:29 PM       
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If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time to like year 2500 and rape a bunch of women then I'd keep travelling back one day from then and do it all over again so I'd have at least 450 years of raping women without consequences. But we're not talking about me here lol
Although in the 2500 they probably will have rape prevention devices inserted in their vaginas so that's probably not a good idea after all
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 02:41 PM       
By the year 2500 they might have super advanced sex-bots which are just like women but better.

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That sounds like an episode of Quantum Leap I saw once
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 03:13 PM       
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Although in the 2500 they probably will have rape prevention devices inserted in their vaginas so that's probably not a good idea after all
We have that NOW, they're inverted needle condoms that women put into their snatch.
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 03:23 PM       
I'm waiting for that one situation with the vindictive girlfriend to happen.
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 03:46 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 06:01 PM       
Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase.
Vagina Dentata, ain't no passin' craze.
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 07:18 PM       
fuck now i keep singing Hakunamatata.

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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 07:45 PM       
Rongi (the year 2505)

Hello

Girl from the future

Hi

Rongi

you like my time machine?

Girl

Not really

Rongi

I'm going to rape you

Girl

women of the future only have a hole filled with acid to prevent child birth

Rongi

who said I want kids?
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 07:48 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 07:56 PM       
if i had a time machine
i'd time machine in the morning
i'd time machine in the evening
all over this laaaaand
i'd time machine out danger
i'd time machine out waaaarning
i'd time machine out love between my brothers and my sisters
a-hall, all over this land
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 08:42 PM       
When I was young I always figured that song was about Jesus carpentering.
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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 01:23 AM       
uh, Fartin? You do know Rongi hasn't posted at all in this thread, right?

Or did I miss a joke?
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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 01:34 AM       
When will then be now?

Soon.

HOW SOON!?
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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 04:15 AM       
When you say it's going to happen now,
when exactly do you mean?
See, I've already waited too long.
And all my hopes are gone.
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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 05:49 PM       
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I didn't even notice I did that...after a while people on this site all sound the same
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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 06:29 PM       
if i had a time machine i'd go back in time and buy alot of apple/microsoft stock
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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 08:38 PM       
if I had a time machine, I'd buy stock in LIFE.
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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 09:05 PM       
I'd go smoke a blunt and drink wine with Jesus Christ
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Old Jun 8th, 2007, 12:56 AM       
I'd go back 1 billion years, just to prove that the universe existed back then. Not that it hasn't been proven already, but you know some people
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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 03:44 PM       
wouldn't you probably die instantaneously if you went back in time 1 billion years ago? WHAT WOULD THAT PROVE?
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