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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 09:16 AM       
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Originally Posted by ArtificialBrandon
You know what works really well?

Braces and jaw surgery. You can't eat much when your mouth is in searing pain, right?

So just get someone to crack you in the face with a Louisville slugger and enjoy the ride to the emergency room.

Hugs and kisses.
Yeah, no doubt. Here's what you do. You don't brush your teeth until your wisdom teeth start coming in, then you go to the dentist and have your 7-10 cavities filled while your wisdom teeth are hurting like a motherfucker. You won't want to eat very much for a while :P+
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