Top 10 Drunk Multiplayer Games (+ E.Z. Hax)

[gimmidamonii]

Sounds good eh? Here's the link @ Destructoid
http://www.destructoid.com/gaming-un...es-32532.phtml

But I mean....Grand Theft Auto? As a fellow Digger mentioned, this is more like "10 Games That Exist". /

I can't imagine my friends sitting around on a Friday while one guy holds the controller and rides his bike into people. Or the Sims? How would beers and friends enhance the slow-moving rudimentary control of a functionally retarded robot? Maybe by 'top', this writer meant 'bring your night to a quick demise'.

This list sux, I haxxed* in and made a new one.

1. Strip Pictionary w/ Japanese Blow Up Dolls
2. Family Feud (NES)
3. FlipCup (Phantom)
4. Dildo Licker (Real Life)
5. Guitar Hero
6. Bust-A-Move (PS1 Dancing Game)
7. Tank (QBasic)
7. See 1., w/ Anal

Now that's what I'm talking about, I'm so drunk right now that my list ends at 7... does that count as a game? Counting? Countin' these rocks, beyatch?


*If you're interested in EZ hax there's a guide at www.thecolouredlights.com/goodiggler.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Why hello there gimmadolmo;akjgoija;owietjh;oizsejhf;oiawjop, and welcome to our humble internet forum talk message community! As an older member with experience in this and that on these message forums, I feel it is my obligation to tell you that something like this concerning videogames would be better suited to be posted in the "Gaming" section of our forums, or mabye even the "Around the Internet" forum, as it is something to also be found around the internet! Anyway, I thank you for joining I-Mockery and hope you will have a fantastic time here!

sigh

[gimmidamonii]

r u free tonite

[Guitar Woman]

If Chojin were here, I'm sure this is the part where he'd pop in and inform you that I am a smoking hot man-hating lesbian, but he's not, and the results aren't as hilarious if someone else does it.

[kahljorn]

GUITAR WOMAN IS A GOD-HATING THESPIAN AND WILL PROBABLY HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FRIENDSHIP

(if you decide to be friends)

[Zomboid]

Can we keep this new person and get rid of gw?

[Guitar Woman]

So tell me, who did you incessantly harass day and night to the point of mild annoyance while I was gone? Or am I special enough that you waited impatiently week after week for my return, mastrubating furiously at the thought of stalking me again?

[Guitar Woman]

Because, you know, that would be so you.

[gimmidamonii]

I'm not completely following the conversation, but if I'm in the right ballpark, I can definitely masturbate to Night Trap (SegaCD) and post pix.

P.s. any of u guys need e.z. hax?

[darkvare]

dude the convesation stopped baing about you or your topic the moment guitar woman posted. plus the best thing about drunk gaming is playing with other drunks

[darkvare]

dude the convesation stopped baing about you or your topic the moment guitar woman posted. plus the best thing about drunk gaming is playing with other drunks

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

So tell me, who did you incessantly harass day and night to the point of mild annoyance while I was gone? Or am I special enough that you waited impatiently week after week for my return, mastrubating furiously at the thought of stalking me again?

Well, seeing as how when you left, there were no other incredibly annoying, sexually confused/frustrated dj connor/spocks running around, I was actually pretty happy.

[Guitar Woman]

If Zomboid can find nobody more annoying than me on these forums then I seriously doubt his observational skills

[Guitar Woman]

PS I DON'T LOOK LIKE SPOCK ANYMORE ASSHAT

[DuFresne]

Well, GW, you did miss Jonathan Clement's valiant return, but this time he was intentionally being annoying, posting random words and whatnot (as Emu said, he was "sucking at sucking"). But Zomboid seems to hate you for just being you, so that's probably why you still top his list.

[Guitar Woman]

It's because he had a huge boner for me for a year and a half and when he found out I was a guy he was all crestfallen and stuff

[Zomboid]

I think you've got me confused with the black kid. I never liked you, even when you were pretending to be that ugly girl. That kind of thing doesn't work on people who have a life outside the internet and have met and MAYBE EVEN TOUCHED (:O) actual girls.

[Guitar Woman]

At this point I'd tell you about a certain raven-haired cutie who is absolutely smitten with me, but then I know you would get your best friends ever Gadzooks and timrpjerkland to show up and start posting picture after picture of ugly fat chicks in an attempt to make me run away and cry, so I'm not even going to bother.

[gimmidamonii]

exactly

[Fathom Zero]

"fellow digger"

Bwahahaha.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I went over to this guys house to play Street Fighter II, and he was too drunk to respond at all.
Oh, and Guitar Woman is this disgruntled poster that is actually a guy that used some random picture of a women as an avatar, and is a parasite on this website.

[Fathom Zero]

OH MAN, BEER PONG

AMIRITE?

[Guitar Woman]

Wait, wait, Sniperwulf's calling me a parasite? Oh man, that is total lollerskates

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Yeah, I called you a parasite, and although im far from being the most popular here, I take comforted in knowing and im not as fucked up or mocked as you are

[Guitar Woman]

Apparently you missed my triumphant and well-recieved return like 6 months ago