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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:18 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:20 PM       
Yeah, there's a reason he was selected for the ceremony.

PEOPLE, I THINK WE ARE FORGETTING WHY WE'RE HERE; THIS IS A MEXICAN FUNERAL. GO BLOW OFF SOME ROMAN CANDLES AT PARKED CARS OR SOMETHING. JERSEY'S DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THAT WAY.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:22 PM       
but why would denny miller be important to you mock???

jeeze, you are being too literal today.

never mind.

here:



this is what denny has been doing for the last 19 years of his life. he is the gortons fisheman.

sorry for trying to change gears a bit.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:23 PM       
Changing gears is what the board could use. And yeah, I know he's the gorton's fisherman. Somebody emailed me his site a while back telling me I should kill him or something... :/
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:25 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:25 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:25 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:55 PM       
YALL DONT LIKE THIS THREAD BCUZ YUR RACIST
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:53 PM        I found a picture of Jersey

Jersey's trying to raise money for his dad's funeral.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 04:01 PM       
Chojin, first of all, the dead father jokes won't get rid of me. If anything, they'll make me pity you, for being a sad, pathetic fuck who gets his kicks from making fun of people who were better than you. I won't even degrade myself to your level by responding to any of your lame "jokes". If anything, I can say that I pissed you off so bad, you're just trying so vehemently to get rid of me. Are you afraid of me for some reason? Why do you want to get rid of me so bad? If you can recall, I never insulted you, unless provoked. I was usually minding my own business, when all of a sudden you popped your chubby head into the thread and started attacking me. Who knows, maybe you have some sort of weird crush on me, and your obsession is turning you into some sick, desperate fuck who wants to win my attention.

I have nothing against you. I never had. And I don't hold anything against you. I forgive you, and hope the best for you. And I hope you never have to live what I went through. I really hope that you may see your father grow old. And please, don't ever say you hate him. Because you never know when he'll be gone, without a chance for you to say you're sorry.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 04:54 PM       
I know this is the most fun I've had in a while around here, and yeah, I know that's not why you give 100 bucks for, but what am I supposed to do, re-read my posts before I post them so I can judge if they are worthy to be posted? That's just... too logical to consider!


If you think we're being too hard on the bad headed stoner, that's another deal.


edit: I was gonna change bad head to bald headed, but he's definately got a bad head so I think it a freudian slip, an expression of my subconscious and only proper to leave as is. Don't mess with the subconscious man.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 05:04 PM       
WAITAMINUTE, KASHILNIKOFF IS JERSEYBOY?!>?
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 05:21 PM       
I WOULD LIKE TO ADD A REPLY TO THIS THREAD:

****** THIS ****** THAT

THANKS YALL MAH DAD IS DEAD... FROM LAUGHING
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
I don't care what anyone says, Chojin and Helm made me LOL
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:22 PM       
I never liked Jerseyboy, in fact I've always hated him.

But I always sympathize with those who have lost someone close to them. It is never something that should be attacked, or made fun of.

Jersey, I have never liked you, and I know you don't like me. But I know you deserve a lot more respect than this.

I'm sorry for your loss
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:26 PM       
LOL GOOD ONE JEEF
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:27 PM       
JEEF IS GETTING THE HANG OF THIS
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
OK JEEF'S COMMENT CROSSED THE LINE :/

HE NEEDS TO BE BANNED FOR HIS COMMENTS
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
JERSEYBOY HAS FEELINGS TOO JEEF
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
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