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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:13 PM        Thanks for the support...
Just wanted to thank all of you who've been checking out our sponsors on the main page lately. All of them seem to be quite happy with their campaigns thus far. Who woulda thought you guys wanted Viagra that much.

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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:15 PM       
It was for my grandpa!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:18 PM       
Is that why you like sitting on his lap so much? And all this time I thought it was the Werther's Original candies he'd give you. You know... the shiny wrapper 'n all always lures in the kids.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:32 PM       
Getting sodomized by my grandpa is a small price to pay for those creamy delicious treats
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:45 PM       
No argument there man...
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 09:08 PM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:09 PM       
Getting sodomized for candy is a wholesome family tradition according to their commercial.


Wasn't that the point of their TV ads? It's been a while...
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:56 PM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:46 PM       
Thanks for pointing that out, I cant beleive I almost missed that little gem.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 12:16 AM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 05:14 AM       
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Getting sodomized by my grandpa is a small price to pay for those creamy delicious treats
Getting sodomized by my grandpa is the ONLY way to get those creamy delicious treats

Anyone else notice they've stopped trying to push cookies, candy and treats by way of the commercial starring a grandpa who gets it from his grandpa, then later gives it to his own grandson with an eerily suggestive grin?

WHY is that?
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 05:29 AM       
Grandpas & Grandmas are all working for me now.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 05:37 AM       
GRANDPAS AND GRANDMAS ARE WORKING FOR MR ADVENTURE
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 06:38 AM       
I love my grandparents, they are so nice to me ^_^
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 08:52 AM       
Grandpa gave me a Wurther's to smother Grandma with a pillow after she went wacky.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 09:04 AM       
Did anyone see the "milkfuls" commercials?

"My grandma loved to tell me to reach into her pocket for a surprise. I loved those milkfuls and now I can share them with my daughter" .

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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 10:03 AM       
Mom, have you ever had that "not so fresh" feeling? :/
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 10:22 AM       
If one of you bastards knows a wayy to get candy BESIDES being sodomized I wish to hell you'd have told me thirty two years ago.





I'd probably have ended up killing a lot less hookers.






I'm just saying.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 10:26 AM       
Mental note: Don't go in Max's basement. 8-)

That "some beer in a cooler in the basement" joke kind loses something after the first time. :/
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 10:33 AM       
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You know... the shiny wrapper 'n all always lures in the kids.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 10:48 AM       
I didn't much care for the "reaching in his pocket to get the candy" part either. Pockets are NOT supposed to have holes cut in them!
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 02:57 PM       
Yes indeed, one of the splendors of I-Mockery is that you can always count on a thread about "thanking people for supporting the site" to quickly turn into a thread about "grandparents sodomizing you in exchange for candy".

It's the I-Mockery way.

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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 05:33 PM       
What always creeped me out is that the grandpa in the Werter's originals commercial looks exactly like his own grandpa in the flashback. Down to the clothes.

I mean, inbreeding is such an ugly word, but...
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 08:48 PM       
My grandparents are dead. All dead. I miss the candy...

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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 12:27 AM       
and being sodomized too?
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