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Jun 27th, 2007, 10:48 AM
Don’t cut a corner at 100 miles an hour in front of the cops. They will demand that you put the corner back.
Prevent death on the roads, drive on the pavement.
If you should get a flat tyre, it is customary for the man to pump first, and then followed by the woman. However, make sure that before you drive off to get out of the car and fix that damn tyre.
Be careful of a woman that points two 38’s at you. She just might have a gun in her purse.
Ok, at least I’m trying. 
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