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Old Jun 24th, 2007, 10:33 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 08:16 AM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 08:52 AM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 09:11 AM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 02:37 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 03:55 PM       
Don't tug on Superman's cape, guys
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 04:12 PM       
Don't spit into the wind, either.
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 05:26 PM       
Furthermore, don't pull the mask off ol' Lone Ranger
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 06:26 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 07:30 PM       
wrong song
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 08:28 PM       
You can't have your dog and eat it too - Old Chinese Proverb

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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 10:46 PM       
Stick On, apply directly to the forehead!
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 11:03 PM       
If you shave yourself with a bic razor do not throw rubbing alcohol on yourself afterwards.
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Old Jun 27th, 2007, 09:48 AM       
Don’t cut a corner at 100 miles an hour in front of the cops. They will demand that you put the corner back.

Prevent death on the roads, drive on the pavement.

If you should get a flat tyre, it is customary for the man to pump first, and then followed by the woman. However, make sure that before you drive off to get out of the car and fix that damn tyre.

Be careful of a woman that points two 38’s at you. She just might have a gun in her purse.

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Old Jun 27th, 2007, 12:49 PM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2007, 02:57 PM       
Ouch!

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Old Jun 27th, 2007, 03:15 PM       
I don't think so. How about this:

never get into a pissing match with a skunk.....I learned that in divorce court.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 12:01 AM       
Never go to the Hitachi Station looking for power converters.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 03:33 AM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 06:31 AM       
LUKE: Me and my friends were going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters...
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!

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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 09:58 AM       
guys maybe he's not talking about the same thing you are did you ever think about that
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 11:17 AM       
I never understood why Owen thought picking up power converters was a waste of time. Maybe they're for car stereos or something. You know those teenagers and their loud music.
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 08:54 PM       
Don't punch the pandas
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 06:10 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 06:12 AM       
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