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Old Jun 29th, 2007, 11:06 AM       
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would golf combined w/ nascar involve hitting balls at the racecars' windshields

because i would so fucking watch that
That is pretty much how I imagined it. The golfer would have to hit X amount of windshields to win. If no golfer hit the amount of windshields necessary to win, then the first driver to cross the finish line wins.

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Fuck yeah! Go to the bunny ranch and screw that Jade chick or whatever her name is. One of my former life goals.

Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves
I don't know who that girl is, but I did see a stripper/hooker in Walmart last night. She looked rough.

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Bwahaha,...

MattJack, Gigolo.
It is a calling, what can I say?

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so how are you posting on i-mockery?
I am living with an ex girlfriend of mine right now. She has the power of internet. She is also the only person I know within 1400 miles
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