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Cat Lover · #1

Esuohlim, DeadKennedys, you guys wanna be, like, bosses or something?

Anyway, I finished the Ol' #23 "senario", but I have no clue what you should get for killing the following: Mr. Gougan, Jack, Stoner boy, Dr. Whats-her-name, and the test guy I added, currently called "Esuohlim". Come to think of it, maybe I'll give Stoner boy a can of Bwain.

Anyway, the game's HP/MP system works sorta differently than the traditional Byond MMORPG; HP does mean helath, but MP means Mockery Points, which determine your attack's strength, but you lose one MP every time you attack. Every time you kill an enemy/ally/guy-who-doesn't-have-negative-1-HP-which-makes-him-invincible, you MP and max MP increase. Note that if the enemy's HP and max HP are 10 and you have 21 (glitch makes it so if you have 0 HP, you still live) MP, you kill them twice over meaning your MP is: mp-1+(1*deaths) = 21-1+(1*2)

I tried really hard to make the system fun and not require too much grinding. :P

ArrowX · #2

I totally have to be a recurring character whom you grown to fucking hate by the end of the game. Like a traveling merchant who always tries to agree with everything you say regardless of my original statements.

Esuohlim · #3

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Originally Posted by Cat Lover

Esuohlim, DeadKennedys, you guys wanna be, like, bosses or something?

I'll be the currency. An iron shield costs you seventy esuohlims.

Durin · #4

I guess I could be a dwarf

Cat Lover · #5

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I'll be the currency. An iron shield costs you seventy esuohlims.

What's funny about my system is that shields gives you HP when worn, but take away HP when unworn. :P Also, if you have 1 HP without a shield, 19 of with, say your wearing it and you get your but kicked. You now die, and start with 1HP despite still wearing the shield. Of course, with my system, you get counted as killing yourself x18, so you gain 18 max MP. Course, MP doesn't heal unless you drink Bwain, so far. :P Though you'll be able to buy it from Stoner boy (Ol' #23) for 10 MP, eventually. Bwain gives you +100 max HP, and max MP and raises you HP and MP to their respective maxes, so that proves Stoner boy is really stoned.

Also, an iron shield costs 99 MP and ^70 (Mockland Esuohlims, not to be confused with Berlinlandstan Carrets). Also, you can only carry the larger of ^HP/MP and ^MP/HP, so you start off carrying ^10 at a time.

Also, the only way to get ^ is to beat either Dr. whats-her-name or, well, you, Esuohlim. Your the boss of "area", which is called "area" because I'm haven't filled the other 50% of the map. Also, not a glitch, but a feature, if someone knocks you to exactly -1 HP, you can't attack nor can you be attacked. The only guy to have this in the game so far is Nerd boy; you can slaughter everyone else.

EDIT: Anyone have any favorite mocks? So far I have these:

Ol' #23 (Entire Area)
How To Achive Godliness With A Picle Hat (Helm; Note that Helms are useless in this game. :P)
Thumb Warriors (2 Items that are equipted to slot [Thumb])
The Greatest Comercial Ever! (I food item, Bwain; Note Bwain is basicialy like Orange Huffable Kittens; Also note I've been from PC -> Acmlm's Board -> Starmen.net -> Renegade Fourms -> Here, (rarely ending goodly) with other places along the way)
Null (As that guy from Red Eye: I started recently for Pete's sake. What do you want from me? How about a brand new car and a pair of fuzzy Hello Kitty slippers?)

Also, I'll mention reight now I'm related to Erwin Rommel and one of the guys who signed the Declaration of Independence. Why? Because, I was wondering how to find a way to KILL Hitler in this game. Why? Goto Wikipedia and search for Forced Suicide of Erwin Rommel. Also, I want to put him on trial before I (or someone else, doesn't matter too much) kill him. Why? Because Erwin was going to put him on trial. Infact, I think I'm going to make a fan mini-mock to that extent.

Well, this is some random programmer, signing off!